Originally Posted by The-Sir
Comon fellas! Surely big Dunk wants to humiliate me with his footballing prowess?
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I assume that's me - I would love to humiliate you with my footballing prowess, but offer the following very valid reasons why I can't:
1. I'm located in the Sunny West Midlands, and as such nipping back for a game of footy would possibly be a bit of a pain in the arse.
2. For the last 9 years or so I've taken to having regular seizures at most inconvenient moments - this has severly limited both my physical fitness, and indeed my fire-juggling career. Gyms aren't too keen on letting blokes with a condition similar to narcolepsy join, the bastards.
3. My favourite ever line from a TLW match review was "...you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..." - this is because when I used to play regularly I was one of those nasty callous bastards. I really wouldn't want to ruin your girlish good looks.
Apart from that, I'm in.