Originally Posted by RedinSweden
Man 1: Excuse me mate, can I just borrow your phone, my battery is dead
Man 2: Aye, no problem. You'll have to fetch it first
Man 1: You're Ashley Cole aren't you!
Man 2: Yes, I am.
Man 1: So this phone then?
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Man 2: That's the ticket. Yeah, right there.
Man 1: Your gerbil won't let go of it.