Originally Posted by Paul
You see, I am perfectly happy for gay men to do what they like to each other and do not have a single problem with homosexuality, but there is not even a tiny part of me that can understand the attraction of that on any level. Why would you stick your finger up another fella's hoop in the middle of town, and why would he let you? Is it a poo/pain thing?
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