Thread: What is the gayest thing ever?
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Old 24th October 2006, 08:36 PM
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Re: What is the gayest thing ever?
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Originally Posted by Neil G
Now if you'd said that about a badger, none of us would have needed to threaten you with legal action. The moment you pressed Submit one of the stripy killers would have smashed through your front door and dismembered you there and then. Your post proves polar bears are too gay to dispense summary justice, and thereby proves DJLJ's point.
The reason badgers couldn't threaten legal action for being called gay is the same reason that rain couldn't sue for being called wet or an Everton fan couldn't sue for being called bitter.

Badgers are George Michael's favourite animal - that's why he's always hanging around toilets next to badger setts. Elton John used to wear a hat made from badger skin. Probably. Julian Clary paid a lot of money to keep a story about badgers, a box of matches and a cry of "Geronimo" out of the papers. I think.

Badger is an anagram of GAY BAR.

Almost.
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