Originally Posted by Uncle_Meat
I used to have a cat called Mucus, as she was dead snotty towards other people. How much of a cunt do you think I felt calling her in?
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That's my point. Mucus is an excellent name for a cat. I bet she never got slagged off and had all the best looking toms calling for her.
"Mr Meat can I take your mucus out to go scavenging in some bins, purrrrrr"
"Yes you can, just stay away from that Whatley, he is one mixed up cat"