Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos
Social have already been round mate. Some fat, greasy haired, well meaning but ultimately useless hippy lesbian came round to check out the baby. Her suggestion that I put a little moisturiser on a tiny patch of dry skin on Noos jnr were the last words she ever uttered. Despite the Cillit Bang, bits of her are refusing to come out of the carpet. As I explained to her as she bounced off the walls of my living room, queers are made, not born.
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I am sure they want to rid this country of heteros. Did they also try and give you some talc for the lad? Worst of all is this "no tears" shampoo.