[Unrighteous]

Spurs went to Craven Cottage without the convalescing Harry Redknapp, meaning assistant Kevin Bond was in charge, the horrible spitting twat. Younger readers won't remember, but back in the 80s when he was playing for Southampton, he grebbed in Paul Walsh's face during a game at the Dell. Walsh wiped the spit away, followed him downfield and then laid him out with a stunning right hook to the face.

It was beautiful, but it earned Walshy a three game suspension from what I remember. He'd get three years in Walton nick if he did it now, as football has gone too soft. The worst thing for Bond was he had to come and play at Anfield a few days later sporting a massive shiner. At full time, a fan ran on from the Kemlyn and laid him out again. Bond looked like a fucking panda afterwards. Those were the days, imagine someone running on and decking John Terry now? If only.

That's fucking hilarious.