[Woo]

Scouting for girls is definately the worse. Every shite song is exactly the same. Singing about being heartbroken, man up you fucking ponce! Then it starts of the same. The song starts with the drums and the piano playing at the same time, then the shit bass line kicks in and the drum beat and piano melody both build up at the exact same time up until the chorus is about to start. Then that cunt who plays the piano does that really annoying thing where he plays all the keys from high to low really quick, you know what I mean. I mean what the fuck? Is that what commercial radio has really sunken to?

People all like "well the songs sound the same because they dont have a guitar player."

Well get a fucking guitar player for fuck sake. All the greatest bands in history have at least one guitar player, its common fact.

Fucking cunts!