[Flying Pig]

Originally Posted by melons I have just been into town, had to nip into tescos; its been pissing down here all day, anyway, i come out of the shop and there is this hoard of people blocking my way, thinking er, what the fuck? i ask, is there a problem? why cant we get through, to have some stupid fanny arses (to add it was an orange woman with a thick scouse accent) saying, "its rainin dead heavy dont wanna get me hair wet" then every one around her agreeing. Er, yes love, its raining, it would of been raining when you left to come here. thats all. moan over.

What a coincidence.I often think of you in a tight skimpy dress soaking from head to toe.

Just thought Id say.