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Re: Pint to piss threshold..
I had three pints before a wedding yesterday and went the toilet 3 times before the church. When in the church I had the need for another piss and after about 40 minutes of the priest droning on I couldn't move, so I had to get out of there.
Once outside I couldn't make it the five minute walk to the nearest pub due to stomach cramps and had to go for a piss in the church car park behind my mates car onto the field.
Today I cannot look at myself in the mirror.
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