[ottawa_lfc]

Ex-mate of mine's was a classic. His stag was a week before the wedding - avoiding what he thought was the worst case scenario, being dumped in the middle of a different city, naked, and not being able to get back in time (which to be honest was the first choice). Anyway. Got him absolutely bladdered on shooters and he passed out (as per usual). We've got another mate, who works in casualty, he nicked all the requisite stuff for plastering his leg. Went back to his house in a taxi, plastered his leg up to the groin. Took him home. His bird was none too pleased when we told him he'd fallen down some stairs and broken his leg. In fact she was livid. Called us all the names under the sun. Stupid, irresponsible, you name it. Anyway, we all went back out on the piss, and promptly forgot about him until the next afternoon, when we all hooked up again. Turns out he'd gone on a pre-arranged trip with his soon-to-be-wife to see some rellies in Toronto (we're in Ottawa). Couldn't get him on his cell - his missus had forbidden him to speak to us until after the wedding (bad influences etc), but to be honest, I figured the lack of pain may cause some suspicions. So anyway, we turn up for the wedding and there he is, still with the frigging cast on. Cue mass hysterics from all (except groom, of course, who as no idea what we're cracking up about). We had an obvious choice - tell him or not. Given what a bitch his wife was, we decided not to. So there are all his wedding pics with him on crutches - not a thing wrong with him. As I said, an ex-friend, but still happy days.