[Bourbon]

Woo's date;

-Mid to late 40s
-"Relaxed" physique, overheard being described by a passer-by as "Devitoesque"
-Reached out to shake hands with me a full yard to my left
-Sported 3 different hairstyles
-Had a TMNT lunchbox poking out the top of an Aldi carrier
-Paused the conversation to take a call from "the day centre"
-Smelt of Vicks

You all wouldn't...AW would, did and still is.

A sad day for the TLW New"comer" Of The Year...

2.874/10.

*Holds hat to chest, bows head*