[Tom R]

I gave Pam, our office manager, a wee slap on the arse today. It's good for morale.
She giggled like a school girl, the mucky little cunt.

But you have to have charisma, charm and know that they want you anyway in order to get away with these moves.

This is the crucial element of perving that most "pervs" out there lack.

if you don't have these qualities, stick to whacking off on the internet.