[Tom R]

See, I'm a right perv, but I'm fucking fit so I get away with it.

I don't fuck about with being letchy and slimey and leaning over the desk for some brushing contact and all that jazz.
I just come right out and say things like, "So do you wanna get bummed or what?" I'll often throw in "you mucky cunt" at teh end as well, for good measure like.

They smile.
We have a laugh about it.
They get bummed.

ho ho