[TK421]

Originally Posted by robbief i met this manc girl on holiday a year or two back and ended up swapping adresses (i gave a false one, obviously) and numbers and shit. anyway, she has since moved to wales and i got a text giving me her new adress and that. she phoned me the other day to see if i was going back to the same place on holiday this year and we got talking....i ended up asking why she moved to wales when all she had to do was go down the road and live in a great place like liverpool. the reply was, 'ma ma wanted somewhere quiet plus ma da hates scousers'. silly thing to say........... i sent a letter adressed to a Mr. P*** S********(her dad) saying the following; ************************************************** **** Dear P***, I am writing to you regarding your recent move from Manchester to Wales. May i just take this opportunity to cangratulate for finally seeing through the smog and realising what a skid mark on the pants of europe manchester really is! well done! Now if i may take a second to ask you why you chose to up sticks and move to Mold when all you had to do was move down the road to the grand old city of Liverpool? sounds good eh? why you chose to leave manchester doesn't supprise me, but the reason you chose to be surrounded by sheep rather than european cups and league titles escapes me? Each to their own I suppose. Yours, A Liverpudlian. PS. please find attached the files which you may find helpful. ************************************************** ******** i attached 11 pictures of his daughter in various states of undress and performing sexual acts (including a finger up the wrong 'un). we all know i'm shite at writing letters but i think the look on his face when he saw the photo's would of been classic! just thought i'd let you know my story TBh lads.........

Of course you did. I believe you, seriously.