[Thants]

Sorry for not filling you in but being me I wasn't sure of the feeder lines she was giving me:

Me: Been sitting on the beach at lunch.
Her: You should give me a shout and we'll go together.

When we bought cake together (no, really):
Her: I really enjoyed buying cake with you today.

I couldnt believe she would want in Thants' Pants so I just presumed she was a Christian.

True story.

She's not a Christian.