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Originally Posted by gkmacca
I wish someone, one day, would psychoanalyse the hapless poltroon. He's always struck me as an historically eccentric young lad. His first season was all athletic runs and showing off of the six pack. Then he got sluggish and confessed to having eaten 'too many packets of crisps'! Then he dyed his hair brown, only for some people to mistake him for a brown-haired bloke who'd used to dye his hair ginger, so he gave up and reverted to nature. Then he somehow contrived to lose a fortune, upset a mass of models, lost/sold his medal, lost his paystub, went bust again, played shite on the pitch, got another idiotic haircut, played even shiter. Is there some Norwegian equivalent of Jimmy Fivebellies lurking around him?
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I don't know were to start. I'm not going to neg you for that post, altough I'm sure many others will. But that's not the way to go for me. First I like to point out. A short hair style that suits you and your lifestyle can dramatically change the way you feel and look-- it can boost your confidence, make you look younger, and reduce the amount of time and money you spend on hair care. Secondly, his hair wasn't brown! It was 'Auburn'.
Riise never confessed to eating to many packets of crisps! He's always taken care of his body and fitness and that's why all these girls keeps harassing him. He can't be blamed for that. The club should be standing up for him, sorting that out, but just like the fans the management don't seem to realize this mans absolute importance for Liverpool Football Club.
Regarding his economical situation, most of it is evil rumors from jealous Liverpool fans like yourself and Evertonians. The rest is the effect of the clubs under-valuating, if the club were to pay him his worth he would be able to act like a superstar off the pitch too, not only on it.