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I wish someone, one day, would psychoanalyse the hapless poltroon. He's always struck me as an historically eccentric young lad. His first season was all athletic runs and showing off of the six pack. Then he got sluggish and confessed to having eaten 'too many packets of crisps'! Then he dyed his hair brown, only for some people to mistake him for a brown-haired bloke who'd used to dye his hair ginger, so he gave up and reverted to nature. Then he somehow contrived to lose a fortune, upset a mass of models, lost/sold his medal, lost his paystub, went bust again, played shite on the pitch, got another idiotic haircut, played even shiter. Is there some Norwegian equivalent of Jimmy Fivebellies lurking around him?