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I went on a work's lads piss up to one of those sponsored Ex Players After Dinner's at The Olympia with Whelan, Joey Jones and Big Rowdy.

Yates was all you imagined, respectful, dignified, all Shanks etc,

Whelan was a show - the first thing he mentioned was how he always loved Machester United and how it was always his boyhood dream to play for them - repeatedly through his segment. Shocking and embarrasing. Was partly booed off.

Jones come out as a finale, to a riotous rendition of his chant, doing his popeye arm thing and directly retorted ;

"All I ever wanted to do in my life was play for the Club I love, Liverpool Football Club" .

The place went up.