[Bourbon]

We need to attack the League Title more, oddly enough.

Regardless of Rafa's obligatory cluster of squaddies and prospects, however many players of Torres' level, or a vast improvement on the player he replaces, is essential to me.

Position irrelevant, the difference Agger, Skrtel, Mascherano and Torres make and the value each one has rather than a number of squad players, is immeasurable.

One per year would do me, as long as they're hungry to embrace LFC.

If not, I'm all in for summer of Texan cuntquotes, countless Jimmy Milner's and the NOTW doing "exposes" with that pic they always use of the Club crest breaking in half all over the back page.