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Re: He doesnt give a fuck about anyone but himself....
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"Idea for a television programme called Klepto-Rafa. Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez has a compulsion to steal random objects - but there's a twist. Because of his public notoriety, stealing from stores is an impossibility so he turns to the homes and lockers of his own players.
Example scenario - it's 8am and Rafael is in Liverpool defender Jamie Carraghers kitchen, he has turned up unexpectedly to "discuss tactics". As he takes Jamie through the days training he slowly maneuvers a box of Alpen off the kitchen table and up his sweatshirt.
The series culminates with Montse Benitez forcing Rafa to donate all the items he has stolen off his players to a charity auction. His mission from this point onwards is making sure that his players don't attend.... at any cost! "
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Originally Posted by G Richards
Do one, you smelly whopper, before I break your knees and fill your dad with biscuits
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