[Paul]

If Aldo thinks Voronin is the worst player he's ever seen in a Red shirt, he either watched the horror show that was The Albatross with his eyes shut or else it scarred him so badly that his mind has blanked it out to prevent further distress. I still shudder at the memory of him being repeatedly ripped to shreds by the might of Julian Gray against Birmingham. The Spanish Carra? If Carra had a turd whilst on holiday in Mallorca and someone fished it out of the bog and stuck it in a pair of boots, it'd perform better than Josemi and be more deserving of that nickname. Voronin is a hundred times the player that cacker was.