Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
What do I want? Someone to give me several billion pounds so I can buy the club and become our benevolent dictator.
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It's 1975. Somewhere on Merseyside, the 4 year old Paul is sitting on a department store Santa's lap.
"And have you been a good boy this year, Paul?"
"Yes, Santa."
"And is there anything special you want this year, Paul?"
"Yes, Santa. Benevolent dictator."
"I see. And is there anything else you want, Paul?"
"Yes, Santa. Attacking fullback."
"OK, Paul. Well, you keep on being a good little boy and –"
"TWO attacking fullbacks! TWO attacking fullbacks!"