[G Richards]

Whenever this sort of thing happens, I always think of the film 'Snatch' - you know, the part with that chap with the glasses, who says (something like), "When I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to hear if it tastes nice."

If you've seen the film you should know what I'm on about. If not, thanks for the tips bobhorse. All goes to make life interesting.