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Old 13th February 2008, 06:06 PM
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Re: Mangina!
Originally Posted by Remmie View Post
Read the operation thread for the story so far in my exciting tails of hernia exploration Operation.

Anyway, yesterday I made an appointment for the doctors as I was up all night shivering and my wound was all swollen. As I was getting dressed to go my bills quickly became soaked in this horrible orange shite- blatently it's all infected. Got to the doctors who dressed it and sent me straight to hospital. It got operated on to drain all the puss and infected shit, but instead of stiching me up they decided to pack the wound with this stuff that looks like cotton wool but is actually seaweed. When they changed the dressing I had a look and I literally had a massive 'Gash' about a thumbs width in diameter and 5 inches long. It looked like a rather fucked up version of a Vag, what with it being in my pubic region anyway. All the padding inside could have been a couple of cunt sponges in there for rag week. It was awesome. I had a massive cavernous mangina, a bit of a clowns pocket mind.

Took the edge off not getting to go to Amsterdam next week with all the lads.
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